I am the heart that you call home
The name's Sarah. 19 years old, cishet,
Professional Fangirl.

CAUTION: This blog contains copious amounts of Glee, Darren Criss, Supernatural, Sherlock, funny things, and frequent miscellaneous items.


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imagehaha:

me irl

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maireadmalesco:

I love orange is the new black.

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peaceloveandjohnnydepp:

no but we never saw the embarrassing photo of spongebob at the Christmas party

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omfgitsisrael:

Hahahahahahahaha

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velociraptor13:

Dead

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heckstasy:

my aesthetic

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EVERYONE AT THE HEAD ENHANCEMENT CLINIC SAID NOBODY WOULD NOTICE

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iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

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alexianfireflies:

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nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."

"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."

"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"

"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"

"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."

"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"

"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."

"Ace Hardware: You can get Off in our repellent aisle

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effyeahpapertowns:

"What is it about Quentin that you connect with?" [x]

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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-

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hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

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